This is your month. I know I might have said that last month but this month I really mean it. You’ve got your sass to the max, you’ve got hip swinging, finger clicking boss attitude going on. You, my friend are killing it. You could freestyle some karaoke right now and you’d bring the house down. You’re as clear headed as Justin Bieber out of rehab. Coupled with that focused determination that almost got you to a Pilates class last week, I’m confident that you can commit to a brand-new Netflix show and you might even make it to mid-season 2 this time.
And what’s with that sparky wit? You seem to know just what to say 24 hours after you should have said it. With your fiery ways and your planet in Mars, now is the time to think about trolling some stars. Embrace life and live it to the fullest but I don’t need to tell you that.