Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18

One thing I know for sure is that Aquarians are always hungry, usually for chicken, occasionally for knowledge. You drank the truth serum and are great at giving advice, which is a little exhausting and takes up a lot of text time. It does, on the plus side, make you the gossip gate keeper to every football player scandal involving a dirtbag girlfriend, so every cloud…

Now, a word of advice for you, it might be time to calm your Aquarian rebel heart a little at work. I know your boss is a loser but sending emails from his computer telling the department to smash lunchtime happy hour at the pub might not be the best way to keep your pay check. But don’t worry, you’ll have a moment this month when all the stars align, which is the perfect time to get in deep into Game of Thrones. And if that doesn’t work for you, there’s always wine.