Capricorn Dec 22nd - Jan 19th
You are a zodiac enigma, on the outside a total workaholic, clocking up the hours, cashing in the dollars, exuding total boring dad vibes. But I see what you’re hiding; sparky wit, flawless complexion, grace and on fleek fashion. You don’t fool me, and when you try and take over the world, I’ll be first in line to get my loyalty card stamped.
With Saturn in Capricorn you have some major personal obstacles that need overcoming. Let’s start with blocking some numbers because there’s an ex resurfacing soon. Do you remember that guy who is living proof for how stupid you can be sometimes? Him. I see drunk texts in your future which are all fine and dandy until somebody sobers up. Block him.
And remember this month we are drinking our feelings not eating them. See you at the bar.