Remember the time you lived on the side of a mountain with that Andean hill tribe and it all went wrong when you wouldn’t eat a guinea pig? No. Well if you don’t reign in those hippy dippy Sagittarian free-living vibes you’re giving off you’re only one friendship bracelet away from a rodent on your plate. I know you love to travel but it doesn’t all have to be done in a combi-van.
Don’t empty your bank account just yet, even though I know a big trip to Coles might do that, hang onto your pennies and think about some five-star resorts out there with cotton sheets and actual ceilings. Take it from me, you can experience all a country has to offer from the lounge of a classy bar, during happy hour with a Tequila cocktail and some salt and vinegar chips.