Gemini May 21 - Jun 21

Calm down just a minute Gemini. There’s only so many shows you can watch in an evening. You’re pushing yourself way too far, at this rate I'm surprised you didn't crash before the season finale of Game of Thrones. You’ve only one life to live and you haven’t even explored the Friends back catalogue yet.  

As the moon moves into its next phase I advise you to choose wisely.

You’re going to be in quite a pickle this month when you’re asked how you feel about Chris Hemsworth. You Geminis manage emotions in the same way that the rest of the human race manage the existence of marzipan, mainly; STOP IT, NO, WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?  

So, repeat after me, ‘Chris Hemsworth is a God, I love him very much and I want to have his babies.’ And everything will be fine.

Gemini Birthstones

- Emerald

- Moonstone

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